On a Quest

Let's play Mad Libs...Public Drug-fueled Gay Sex edition.

CNN reporter Richard Quest was arrested in Central Park at 3:40am on Friday. He had a _______ tied around his ________ and his _______, a ___________ in his boot, and ___________ in his pocket.

While it should have taken CNN about _______ seconds to announce his dismissal, they are currently ___________ instead.

Meanwhile, CNN overnight writer/producer Chez Pazienza got fired for ___________.