Pale is the New Tan

Now we've got more than just CNN in common.

Forgive me for being MIA today. Had to take a personal for obvious reasons. But all's good now. Just a little lot sore as the numbness wears off.

And as if we need more proof I take great pleasure in the little things, the highlight of my day was getting the plastic surgeon who sewed up the spot under my eye to explain that the "high profile" implants in his cabinet were, in fact, "porn star boobs."

p.s. Wear sunscreen!