Top o' the Muffin to Ya!

I'm stealing the title from John who has me in hysterics with each additional email. Here's the latest on one Miss Ashley Todd - fabricated victim of a politically motivated mugging and face carving hate crime. From TMZ:

The PD has released a statement saying "We have received photos from the ATM machine at the Citizens Bank and the photographs was (sic) verified as NOT being the victim making the transaction."

In other words, the woman who says she was attacked at the ATM machine wasn't there at the time of the alleged attack.

But why the muffin top reference, you ask? Just watch (:20 seconds in).

UPDATE: From our Senior Made-Up Story Correspondent John:

Trying to confirm. From a KOS diary…

“A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed.”

That would officially make this my favorite story ever!

Mine too.

UPDATE 2: BS Confirmed!

Police sources tell KDKA that a campaign worker has now confessed to making up a story that a mugger attacked her and cut the letter "B" in her face after seeing her McCain bumper sticker.

Turns out you can make this sh*t up.