5/15/08

Crime of Fashion


Miss Lindsay - the creator of and mastermind behind "Seriously Florida, WTF?" - emails the following, remarking that it's not Florida, but it might as well be:
Maple Ridge woman missing since Monday

Police are reaching out to the public to help find a 30-year-old Maple Ridge woman who hasn't been seen since Monday.

RCMP say Monique Lampron was last seen leaving a friend's house in Surrey in a black 1993 Ford Probe.

Lampron is described as a 5'4" Caucasian woman with long blond hair and brown eyes.

Before her disappearance, she was wearing blue spandex pants and a white shirt with "who needs boobs" written on the front and "with an ass like this" on the back.

Anyone with information is asked to call Ridge Meadows RCMP at 604-463-6251.
Of course, I hope nothing awful has happened to this woman - beyond her already tragic inability to dress herself, I mean.

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