5/30/08

And with that...


...the weekend begins! Happy Friday.

The poem of the week is ready for your perusal, and John's column will be up here Sunday as always.

I've got plans to see about this DNC Rules Committee thing tomorrow. I intend to hang out and play a rousing game of Spot the Disenfranchised. (Fyi, it looks like the entire meeting's going to be streamed online here and covered on C-SPAN.)

Have a good one.

Girl Power


The last thing I want to do is get into a pissing match with others online. Having covered this world, I know how quickly the petty disagreements escalate and how easily they get blown way out of proportion.

However...

I'm finding out some female bloggers are taking me to task for claiming I haven't seen evidence of sexism in the current Democratic primary. And even reading through Melissa's collection of alleged examples (She's got more than 100. I checked out a few), I'm not convinced. (quick note: Melissa may not remember, but we've had really good rapport in the past. I've got absolutely no beef.)

Perhaps my skin's a little thicker than most when it comes to gender-related issues. I've always been more of a guys' girl and tend to think if someone thinks I'm less (less capable, less savvy, less intelligent) because I'm female, then that's his problem, not mine.

Yes, guys say dumb sh*t about women all the time. I'm not saying that dumb men haven't said dumb things about Senator Clinton throughout this primary season. But don't mistake anti-Clinton sentiment for sexism. There is a distinction. The Clintons - for a variety of reasons - elicit strong emotion - both good and bad. Much of what's being pointed out as sexist - discriminatory based on gender - is better defined as anti-Clinton than anti-woman.

Women often have to work harder to get half the credit. We still make less coin on the dollar in salary. We don't hold equal seats in government or in corporate America. But, we're making strides every day, and now, we're running for President. That said, I think it does women a disservice to play the sexism card at this stage in the game in this particular circumstance. Senator Clinton is a tough cookie. She's proven to be a solid politician and a strong Senator. She made an admirable run at the top political spot in the nation.

But she got beat by a guy who, frankly, is turning out to be an extraordinary candidate. Against anyone else, Clinton probably would have won as easily as she had expected. There were a lot - A LOT - of voters on her side at the start of this thing. Myself included. I wasn't convinced Obama was more than hype and doubted he had the experience and qualifications to be President. But then his message started to resonate, and Clinton started to get scared. Her team doled out some rotten advice, and she became everything we're tired of in Washington. The politician who lies, who twists, who spins. Male or female...it's ugly. And after 8 years of Bush/Cheney et al...we're done.

Neanderthal men who think women belong in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant are not a large enough demographic to be holding Senator Clinton back from clinching this nomination, and claiming that's her downfall is both disingenuous and bad form. Save the fight for when it matters. When there is real discrimination based on sex. If anything, the press has been infinitely generous with Clinton - keeping her in this race long after the math proved Obama's delegate lead insurmountable. Again, she's not losing because she's a woman. She's losing because she got bad campaign advice and ran with it.

If you listened to my podcast commentary, I made it very clear I was excited by the idea of the first female President. I just don't think Clinton's turned out to be that female. That doesn't make me naive or a traitor to my gender. If anything, it does us some justice. One of us is going to make an exceptional Commander-in-Chief someday.

I just want my President to be someone I can look up to and be proud of as a human being. Gender aside, Clinton is not that person.

p.s. Before anyone goes batsh*t crazy over the Spice Girls reference, it's a goof. Get over it.

Conventional Wisdom part II


"This year, we will more than triple the number of blogs credentialed to witness history in the making." - Aaron Myers, Director of Online Communications for the DNCC

I know the DNCC took some flack after announcing the 55 blogs that would be credentialed to sit with their state/territory delegations on the convention floor. A lot of the controversy stemmed from the fact that the State Blogger Corps wasn't particularly diverse. (There were also some questionable choices allegedly picked because of political connections). Seems the DNCC's trying harder this time around:
The credentialed blogs represent a large and diverse collection of voices and perspectives. The pool includes blogs covering national, state and local politics and those representing a variety of groups including the African American, Latino, Asian American, Native American and LGBT communities. Blogs focusing on youth issues, women's issues, labor issues, disability issues as well as those focusing on the environment and communities of faith will also be credentialed among many others.
Here's the list.

Regardless of whether or not you agree with all the convention picks, this step to include so many online voices is excellent news for the world of new media as a whole:
Altogether, the DNCC will credential more than 120 blogs for the Convention and many more individuals will blog the Convention via credentials issued through the U.S. Congressional Press Galleries.


5/29/08

Only Thaim Will Tell


We order Thai food using my cellphone number.

The delivery guy calls John's cell to say he's downstairs.

What's that about?

Just another thread in the tangled web of mystery that is our Thai delivery guy.

So Lost


American Idol's done. House wrapped up last week. Top Chef is winding down. I watched all seven seasons of The West Wing in order from beginning to end.

After tonight - and the season finale of Lost - my TV dance card will be fairly free.

Now would be a good time for that job thing to happen.

The Media Versus The Math

note from me: John did an interesting analysis of the Democratic Primary race and the media narrative as it unfolded. He's agreed to let me post it here. So without further ado:

The Media Versus the Math

Clinton supporters may cry foul over the media’s supposed Obama crush, but the media’s real bias has been towards sensationalizing and drawing out the race. To demonstrate this bias, I’ve listed the contests chronologically along with Obama’s margin of victory for the night (in delegates) and a running total of his delegate lead over Clinton.

As you’ll see, the night’s media story rarely matched the results. The media tended to focus on momentum and who won each state (no matter the margin) while ignoring the one metric that mattered—the delegate math. Super Tuesday, reported as a Clinton win, was actually a narrow Obama victory. And remember Clinton’s big night in Ohio and Texas? It was, in fact, a smaller victory than Obama’s was in Maine, effectively ending any chance she had of winning. The media, at least pretending to be oblivious, continued to push the notion of it being a horse race until finally—and very suddenly—calling it over after North Carolina and Indiana.

In case you’re wondering, these delegate shifts were known, almost exactly, the day after each primary.



totals compiled and calculated using numbers from the Results Center on BarackObama.com


5/28/08

Back in Action


"Jacki also goes off on two great tirades about Hillary's assassination comments and the GOP taking political advantage of the Holocaust." - John Aravosis

Ha! Hear it here.

Plus more of me on Clinton here.

Oh Crist...


So I don't know anything about PoliticsOne or Roger Stone so I've got questions out to some peeps who might. In the interim, I will add the following thought:

Um, yeah, right.

Miss Carol Rome - the "girlfriend" in question - turned up last night on "The Real Housewives of New York City." The episode was a Lost Footage hour, and Rome's Hamptons soiree made the cut even though she wasn't actually a housewife ever mentioned or featured on the show. Coincidence? Sure. Convenient? Absolutely. Can't hurt to raise her profile early and often. (Not that hoards of Republican voters are watching Bravo, but I recognized the name and connected the dots. I can't be the only one.)

It's possible my gaydar needs calibrating, and Captain Supertan is straight, but seemingly accidental antics - like an elevator make-out tape - and Crist suddenly making the rounds with a wife girlfriend to "prove" the governor likes girls is making me more skeptical, not less.

UPDATE: I forgot. There was this too.

Just to be clear - I'm not trying to give Crist a hard time. I'd be thrilled if he were gay. I'd prefer it. Go him! He's a popular politician, and if he just happened to be gay, it'd be more ammo in the fight against close-minded homophobes - evidence that sexual preference does not a good or bad human make.

I'm just not sure this growing over-denial strategy is the best or most believable course of action for the possible VP pick. It's just going to make some work even harder to dig up evidence to the contrary. And if any exists, I trust that those who really want to find it absolutely will.

I'll take "Guys I'd Never Date" for $1000, Alex


It's a shock this guy's still single? Really?

I'm not married. I don't have kids. So far be it from me to chastise anyone for taking the life plan less traveled. However...

If your priorities still include drinking until you throw up and aiming to sleep with (let alone even using the phrase) a "Yummy Mummy," then maybe you want to start hunting for a good therapist instead of other single guys your age.

5/27/08

Random Tuesday Musings


I'm calling them Tuesings.

1. I'm getting really good at losing gigs to really good people. I found out today I didn't get a job I'd applied for by randomly and coincidentally having lunch with the woman who did. But since she's a good egg, I'm totally content with the outcome.

2. Smoothies are tasty. Homemade smoothies made with love are like heaven in a cup.

3. Senator Clinton said she's not getting out of the race because you never know what could happen - like when RFK got shot. How that can be misconstrued is beyond me. How her campaign could seriously attempt to blame the media or Obama for twisting her words is straight jacket and padded room lunacy.

4. I know how hard it is to put together a select group of bloggers and make sure it is balanced and inclusive on all fronts, but the fact is it can be done. And it should be done. I did it for Election Night 2006. I'll write more about this a little later.

5. Did I mention I like smoothies?

5/25/08

Mission to Mars


Right now, Ustream.tv's got a chat room going to accompany its live coverage of the Phoenix Mars Lander.

Obviously, NASA TV's got coverage too and all sorts of extra goodies, but if you're into watching while chatting with other spacefans, Ustream's your spot.

I'd also add that Miles is heading up coverage on CNN, and if you want to check it out, I will forgive your tuning in just this once. He's a rock star and knows his space stuff better than anyone.

5/24/08

House Bawl


I've got too much spare time to watch too much bad TV, but there are a couple of shows I'd refuse to miss even if I did have a job.

House is one of them.

However, after last night, I'm traumatized. We dvr'ed Monday's season finale b/c we were out in wine country blissfully disconnected from much of the planet. I'd heard no spoilers in the interim so last night, when we settled in to catch up, I had no idea what I was in for.

To say I cried like a small child in the midst of a department store meltdown would be an understatement.

Something about the way Amber's death scene was shot and acted tugged on all the applicable girlie heart strings.

It wasn't as bad as when Charlie drowned on Lost, but it came awfully close.

5/23/08

Dopey and Sneezy


Apologies for being so late to post. I went out to the 'burbs to have lunch with an old friend. My cabbie on the way there went on and on about the connection between Bush and the Kennedy assassination. He claims there's a DVD all about it. My cabbie on the way back went on and on about men and women and sex - specifically why he sees me in a more sexual way than my boyfriend does.

What is with these people? Too many gas fumes?

Speaking of high, the pollen count must be absurd today because for the first time this spring, I am a walking Benadryl commercial. Even my cat's caught the sniffles. She stood over my head and literally sneezed me awake last night. Gross but true.

The two of us are quite the pair. As we recoup and regroup, I leave you with a reminder to go read the poem of the week which has now been updated.

Also, John's weekly column will have more on Mr. McGonagall. Check it out Sunday morning here.

Have a great long weekend, and if I get some time, I will stop in and say hi. Until then...

5/22/08

Worst...Packer...Ever


I left my heart cell charger in San Francisco Sonoma County.

How hard is it to make sure you've got everything you came with?

Argh

Btw, if you prefer white wine like I do, Ferrari-Carano (where I'm standing) makes a delicious, affordable Fume Blanc and a pricier but supertasty Tre Terre Chardonnay.

Veggie Tales



We expected the Castroville Artichoke Festival to be a Northern Californian agri-cultured experience.

It turned out to be street fair meets biker rally with a little fried vegetable tossed in for good measure.

When cops started escorting kids in R.I.P gang t-shirts out of the park, we felt maybe it was time to move on.

I love me some artichoke, but you can't fault a girl for setting boundaries.

5/21/08

David Wins It



The results from Perez' poll say it all. More people think Archuleta's going to win, but more people want it to be Cook.

I've been dipping in and out of tonight's long program, but Carrie Underwood is so talented it makes you forget she started on American Idol.

I haven't talked to Chez (dumbass left her phone charger in wine country), but if he's watching, I know a little piece of his soul died when the Jonas Brothers took the stage.

It's now 9:56pm. They really do drag this mess out to the last possible minute, eh? And it's going to be...

... David ... Cook! Wow! Wow! He won by 12 million votes? Really? There is a G-d. Overall talent won. Real rock star talent. Happy day!

American Idol: West Coast Hangover Edition


I think I'm officially an addict. I am forgoing sleep to watch AI.

The cheesy boxing analogies are just too much so I fast forwarded to the first song.

DC on U2: Can't you just see Cook playing a stadium right now? He's a bonafide rockstar of grade A proportions. And that is so not the lack of sleep talking. Loved it.

DA on Elton: Ok. He did well. His voice is solid as always, but I'm going to be the lone spoiler and say the song felt bigger than the singer. Wow. He's crying. Simon thinks DA won this round, but I'm scoring it for Cook. Chances are I'll inevitably hand them all to Cook, but we shall see.

DC on new song1: The tune's style obviously suits him, but I don't particularly like the song. Seems the judges agree. He did a decent job with what he had.

DA on new song2: What's with the screaming tweens? As for the song...blech. Simon called it for DA again, but I think it was a tie. Both were bland, and I blame the material, not the talent.

DC on Collective Soul: This is a great tune. He changed it up a bit, but I like what he did with it. I would have preferred a little more power, but I suspect the judges will respect his playing with his voice. Oh, he's in tears now too. They dug it, but Simon said he should have performed a repeat. DC's reply, "Why do something I've already done?" Exactly. I agree 10,000,000 percent.

DA on Imagine: He should lose points for the repeat performance. Lame. See above. You've got to be ready, willing, and able to round out the repertoire. A real pro has a endless arsenal at his disposal. Pretty but predictable.

I am sure little David will win for a variety of reasons, none of which is that he's the better well-rounded talent. But I am alright with that. David Cook is going to be infinitely more popular in the long run. Archuleta will win amongst the kids who vote. The rest of us will pay to go see Cook.

Seeing Red


Just got back into DC. Flew overnight from San Fran. Slept none.

So once I get a grip, I'll post more. Perhaps about our exploding TV or the shameless humping cats or the joy that is the Castroville artichoke festival.

Oh, and apparently I had the foresight to DVR American Idol so I shall weigh in on the David v. David battle too.

Happy Wednesday. It is Wednesday, right?

5/15/08

Westward Ho


That's gonna get me teased.

Anyway, I'm off to Cali for a few days and officially disconnecting from the Interwebs.

Remember to read this and this.

Have a great weekend, and I'll see you back here sometime Wednesday.

It's Racism


If no one else is going to say it, I will.

Crime of Fashion


Miss Lindsay - the creator of and mastermind behind "Seriously Florida, WTF?" - emails the following, remarking that it's not Florida, but it might as well be:
Maple Ridge woman missing since Monday

Police are reaching out to the public to help find a 30-year-old Maple Ridge woman who hasn't been seen since Monday.

RCMP say Monique Lampron was last seen leaving a friend's house in Surrey in a black 1993 Ford Probe.

Lampron is described as a 5'4" Caucasian woman with long blond hair and brown eyes.

Before her disappearance, she was wearing blue spandex pants and a white shirt with "who needs boobs" written on the front and "with an ass like this" on the back.

Anyone with information is asked to call Ridge Meadows RCMP at 604-463-6251.
Of course, I hope nothing awful has happened to this woman - beyond her already tragic inability to dress herself, I mean.

5/14/08

Conventional Wisdom

"This is really about tearing down the walls of the convention so that ordinary people can see inside."
- Howard Dean



The DNCC (via DNC Chairman Howard Dean) just announced the DemConvention State Blogger Corps - the state/local blogs that will be credentialed to sit with and cover their respective states and territories during the Democratic National Convention in Denver in August.

This is a terrific move on behalf of the establishment - to really embrace the power of online independent journalism:
More than 400 applications were received from bloggers across the United States and multiple territories. Some of the blogs selected for the State Corps are full-time, professional endeavors while others are the work of individuals, who through their own efforts have become recognized authorities on state and local politics. Bloggers had to submit daily audience information and provide examples of posts that made their blogs stand out as an effective online organizing tool or agent of change, a demonstration of both the reach and impact blogs have had and will continue to have on the 2008 election. The program recognizes the growth of more localized blogs and is in line with Governor Dean's 50-state strategy.
But wait, there's more:
In addition to the State Blogger Corps, the DNCC will soon credential a General Blogger Pool, to include local, state and national political bloggers, as well as niche and video bloggers from across the country. All applicants not selected for the State Blogger Corps are now eligible for selection as part of the General Blogger Pool.
Check out the Democratic National Convention website for the great list of progressive state/local blogs to bookmark.

The First Step Is Admitting Someone Else Has A Problem


I've decided to swallow my pride and put it all out there.

It's time. I need a gig again. Bills don't pay themselves.

Feel free to email me if you've got thoughts/suggestions. I know I should know what I want to be when I grow up, but in the wake of TV journalism becoming a shell of its former self, I'm finding myself perpetually searching for a new professional crush.

It's like a wise friend recently explained:

TV: I like you but I need you to have more...um....pep.

Me: But I love you and I know my stuff. I'm passionate about our relationship.

TV: Yeah, um...that's great. But I don't need you to be smart. Or dedicated. Or a hard worker. I need you to be peppy. Can you give me peppy?

Me: You know what? I don't think I can do this anymore. It's not you. It's me. You're happy being fluffy. You don't want to change. And that's ok. I am sure you will find someone perfect for you. But I need more.

TV: Cool. I'm glad you...ooooh...is that Paris Hilton?

5/13/08

On a Roll


My brother's 2 for 2 tonight.

Sent via email: "Guns don't kill people...natural selection does"
Man uses gun for backscratcher, shoots himself

A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself.

Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort Worth police Lt. Kenneth Dean.

“He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said. “The gun went off.'

Mr. Espinal went back and told his buddies that he shot himself. “They didn’t believe him until they saw the blood coming down his back,” Lt. Dean said.

Mr. Espinal was taken to an area hospital, where he was treated and released with non-life-threatening injuries.

Btw, the chicken sandwich above is the McDonald's Southern Style chicken sandwich they're promoting like crazy these days. You can get one free on Thursday if you buy a drink. I did a little research. In case you're curious, it doesn't have sauce, but it does come with liquid margarine.

And in case you're now in the mood to know more about your fast food, here's the link to McDonald's nutrition information online.

Jet Blues



My brother told me about this story on the phone tonight, and I thought he was kidding.

Then he emailed me the link.

Here's the gist:
A New York City man is suing JetBlue Airways Corp. for more than $2 million because he says a pilot made him give up his seat to a flight attendant and sit on the toilet for more than three hours on a flight from California.
I'm guessing something's been blown out of proportion here because I cannot imagine this scenario going down as described.

But if it did and this lawsuit's legit, then Jet Blue's going to be sh*t out of luck, and Mr. Mutlu will be one flush former flyer.

American Idol: Late to the Game Edition


My apologies for weighing in a little late. I was at Senator Reid's book party (no joke). It was at Wolfgang Puck's restaurant, and the food was supertasty. Very fried but worth every empty calorie.

Speaking of satisfying, via DVR, my take on the final three:

Archuleta - And So It Goes
What's with the reverb off the top? That aside, nice. His voice is really pretty. The only thing that bugs me is the gasping for air. I don't know if that's normal and I'm just oversensitive to it or if he needs to work on his breath while singing. Remind me to ask someone who knows. All that aside though, he did sound good.

Syesha - If I Ain't Got You
Forgettable. Am I the only one not getting it? She's just as annoying as ever, and compared to the women who have nailed it in seasons past, she's no superstar. Just my opinion.

Cook - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face
Weird choice. He did alright with it. His voice is terrific so there was no doubt he would. But it was just a bizarre song to have him sing. Simon was pleased with himself. I hope it doesn't backfire.

Archuleta - With You
Ok. Is it me or was that a mess and a half? I didn't understand a word he sang other than "with you." And hearing that made me wish he'd left me out of it. Ick. I'm with Simon. It was awkward.

Syesha - Fever
Sex sells so I suppose she's gonna aim to sell us some sex. Musical theater. Not American Idol. Oh good. Judges didn't like it either. Lame cabaret, says Simon. I agree.

Cook - Dare You To Move
Eh. Love him but not so much that particular tune. That said, can he opt to skip the finale and head out on tour instead? I'd buy a ticket, and it would get him out of having to perform whatever lameass original tune they're going to make the guys do next week. You know it's just going to suck.

Archuleta - Longer
Now the breathing thing is really irking me. He did fine. It was much better than his awful stab at Chris Brown, but I'm again with Simon. Old and tired. Actually, this makes me wonder if Archuleta isn't actually an old man trapped in a kid's body. Can he do something age appropriate?

Syesha - Hit Me Up
Screechy. How did she get this far? Funny Randy just called it Rihanna-esque b/c I was thinking - while she was trying to thrust her booty - that Syesha's no Rihanna.

***Random*** Did you catch the supercreepy dude in red staring at the camera - then Ryan - then the camera - then Ryan? He just earned himself a cameo on The Soup.

Cook - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing
I like how he mixed this up. Yea! Happy Me. He rocked it. Great to end there. happy happy happy me... Simon says he won the night.

I don't know if Cook fans can trump the Archuleta tween contingent because they're less likely to flood the phone lines, but if we're talking talent, Cook should take this season. I can see his album. What's Archuleta going to put out? Ballads? Love songs? Tunes of sadness and longing? He's 17. How much angst could the kid have?

Next week: David x 2 it shall be.

Race to the Finish


Having spent a couple of years in Hagerstown, Md - dangerously close to West Virginia - at a television station whose coverage area included West Virginia, I consider myself qualified to speak with some authority on the topic of West Virginia.

Trust me when I tell you West Virginia voters should be indicative of nothing when it comes to big picture narratives.

One of my favorite people in the whole world is from West Virginia (by no fault of his own), and I suspect he would agree with me here. It's not the most sophisticated, forward-thinking, open-minded collection of voters. Of course, there are pockets of exceptions as I would never condemn an entire state of individuals simply based on geography, but in the same way I can't truly take offense when someone asks "WTF is up with Florida?" - smart West Virginians know I'm kind of right.

Politico's got a write up called "5 things to watch in W.Va.":
So, how to know whether West Virginia is on its way to giving Clinton a narrative-changing win that will sway superdelegates, or at least prolong their decision-making process?
In my humble opinion, no journalist or superdelegate worth his or her salt should consider West Virginia a possible narrative changer or decision maker. Why? This one quote here says it all:
"There are people who for some reason won't vote for Obama," said David Paleologos, who directed the Suffolk poll.
Some reason? Really? We playing that game?

I think we know by now some of the country is still racist. And racist voters are welcome to cast their ballots however their little racist hearts desire. But to take those racists and make them a bellwether of national sentiment is not only disingenuous, it's irresponsible.

I'm sorry, Senator Clinton, that it came down to this. To West Virginia. But let's not pretend you identify with this state. And let's not pretend much of the country does either. Did you know WV's population is 94.9% white? You're welcome to be their presidential nominee if you'd like.

I prefer my candidate a little more inclusive.

5/12/08

Spam of the Day


"grow your organ into a monster"

Who still opens these things?

Here's Your Pin


Dictionary.com defines patriotism as the following:
devoted love, support, and defense of one's country; national loyalty.
Explain to me why a man who loves his country enough to want to run it is being forced to defend his patriotism:
[Obama] used his visit to Charleston to combat critics' claims that he is not particularly patriotic or ready to be commander in chief, in part because he never served in the military, no longer wears a lapel flag pin and opposed the Iraq war from the start.
McCain's got Obama on the military service thing. I'll give him that. But opposing the Iraq war from the start gives Obama more credibility and good sense in my eyes, not less.

As for the asinine flag pin discussion, can we please retire it once and for all? It's a pin. Let it go.

In fact, I've just decided. If that's still your pet issue, you should not be allowed to vote.

Soggy Monday


You know you're in the midst of some serious rain when there's a duck waddling down the middle of your street.

Image is not my duck. It's sotosoroto's duck.

5/11/08

Hi Mom


I love you

5/9/08

Simply the Breast

Saw this on the cover of a magazine while in line at the drugstore today and couldn't resist snapping a pic:



In other corporal news, the poem of the week has been updated, and it's called "The Hand."

Also, don't forget to feed your brain on Sunday when John's column tackles the fine line between poetry and prose.

May all your body parts behave this weekend. Have a good one.

A Little Lost


Anyone watching Lost in the DC TV market last night got a quick lesson in how to confuse news and alienate viewers.

We're in the midst of some severe weather, and the ABC affiliate needed to let people know where the flood/tornado watches and warnings were. But instead of dumping some ad revenue and using breaks for substance, they decided to run a crawl, a map too small to see, and a huge STORM TRACKER promo banner - all of which swallowed up 70% of the screen.

Lost isn't the easiest show to follow in the best of circumstances and being immersed in the hour is paramount to catching all the subtle details. Having to watch the drama unfold in the bottom righthand corner of the TV as letters, numbers, and colors whiz by is near impossible. And if you're trying - which Lost devotees most certainly are - you're definitely not catching the emergency info as it flies by.

I'm not saying a fictional show is more important than emergency weather information. However, I am saying WJLA execs might want to have a conversation this morning about updating their graphics package.

I suspect they figured it out once the complaint calls started flooding in because about halfway through the hour, the monster display transformed into a standard news crawl across the bottom of the screen, and about ten minutes before the end of the hour, meteorologist Doug Hill - finally - used a commercial break to give the lastest storm coordinates. He even promised viewers they wouldn't miss a moment of programming which says to me the interns on the desk were getting an earful.

Sometimes I wonder if TV execs ever actually watch TV.

5/8/08

As a Matter of FACTA


Just heard about an interesting lawsuit filed in Florida. Turns out there's a federal law called FACTA - the Fair and Accurate Credit Transaction Act of 2003. You can read all about it at the Privacy Rights Clearinghouse, but first, a little info on this particular incident

A woman eats at a restaurant. She pays by credit card and gets her receipt. She sees her card's expiration date is printed on the receipt and she files a lawsuit against the restaurant for a violation of FACTA. She spent $18 on her meal. She wants $7500 to make the case go away. The lawyer for the restaurant does a little research and finds out the plaintiff has 7 other cases pending...just like this one. Seems the woman heard a little bit about FACTA somewhere and went in search of ways to make some easy cash.

According to the Privacy Rights Clearinghouse, this is the section of the law that applies:
C. Truncation: Credit Cards, Debit Cards, Social Security Numbers

Credit card receipts that include full account numbers and expiration dates are a gold mine for identity thieves. In some states, printing of the full account number is already prohibited. For the future, FACTA sets a national standard requiring truncation of credit card information.

FACTA says credit and debit card receipts may not include more than the last five digits of the card number. Nor may the card's expiration date be printed on the cardholder's receipt.However, the effective date of this provision is a long way off, and there are a couple of loopholes:

This section does not apply to receipts for which the sole means of recording a credit or debt card number is by handwriting or by an imprint or copy of the card...
Now, as someone who has had her credit card number stolen (twice), I am all for regulations that protect consumers from identity thieves. But a reasonable human being would inform the restaurant that its credit card machine was configured improperly and be done with it. Or at least one would hope. Instead, this patron decides to exploit and tax the legal system to the tune of thousands of dollars.

If the woman had suffered any sort of damage or inconvenience due to the restaurant's noncompliance with FACTA, then I absolutely agree she should be compensated accordingly. However, this patron did not. She merely ate a meal, paid a bill, saved a receipt, and filed a suit.

Hunting around for more on FACTA lawsuits, I found this write from February 2007. Seems some 50 retail chains found themselves on the wrong end of a class action suit because some stores slipped through the cracks when it came time to make point-of-sale system upgrades.

Again, willful negligence deserves to be punished, especially if someone suffers because of it. But milking federal law for fiscal gain in the absence of any actual damages is, in fact, a shame. In Florida, it's also a crime.

Time's Up


This Time write about Hillary Clinton's 5 campaign mistakes is getting plenty of link love today. It's a good read, but as I went through it, one nugget stuck out as particularly interesting to me. Here's #3:
3. She underestimated the caucus states
While Clinton based her strategy on the big contests, she seemed to virtually overlook states like Minnesota, Nebraska and Kansas, which choose their delegates through caucuses. She had a reason: the Clintons decided, says an adviser, that "caucus states were not really their thing." Her core supporters - women, the elderly, those with blue-collar jobs - were less likely to be able to commit an evening of the week, as the process requires. But it was a little like unilateral disarmament in states worth 12% of the pledged delegates. Indeed, it was in the caucus states that Obama piled up his lead among pledged delegates. "For all the talent and the money they had over there," says Axelrod, "they - bewilderingly - seemed to have little understanding for the caucuses and how important they would become."
It's this sentence that bolsters why her "popular vote" strategy is so inherently shady:
Her core supporters - women, the elderly, those with blue-collar jobs - were less likely to be able to commit an evening of the week, as the process requires.
She knows it's harder to caucus than just show up and vote. Her campaign is well aware of why the delegate allocation is what it is. According to this article, Clinton's camp not only discounted caucus states from the get go, but then they went into full-on spin mode to try and marginalize the impact of the states whose voters did put in the extra effort.

Once again, the popular vote is not a fair metric in a mixed caucus/primary system. The Clinton camp knows this. Pretending otherwise is the kind of bad business as usual we should start voting out of politics. Just because this is the way the game's always been played doesn't mean it has to stay that way going forward.

5/7/08

Take Away Their Capes!


Yes, I do still weigh in here from time to time. Especially when I am super annoyed.

I Know What You Did Last Fall/Winter/Spring


It's official.

I've seen "The West Wing."

Every single episode - in order - from beginning to end.

I'm really sad it's over, and at the same time, I'm really glad I had the chance to watch it this way in DC at this very moment.

There's just something very right about the way it all came together.

Charades


Why is Hillary Clinton still on my TV speaking about becoming Commander-in-Chief? What returns was she watching last night?

Two words. Two syllables. Sounds like...

You Lost.

Higher Education


AP: 6 fraternities suspended in drug probe at San Diego State U
SAN DIEGO - San Diego State University has suspended six fraternities after a sweeping drug investigation that landed members of three fraternities in jail on suspicion of openly dealing drugs on campus.

(...)

Profits may have been used to finance fraternity operations, according to an affidavit.
How lame was my house? Our fundraiser was an annual pancake breakfast.

Btw, there are so many fabulous elements to this story, it's hard to pick a favorite. I'm torn between the dumbass who "sent a mass text message advertising special prices on cocaine" and the fact that "[t]hose arrested included a student who was about to receive a criminal justice degree and another who was to receive a master's degree in homeland security."

Funny previously-posted cocaine-related story here.

Tool Alert


TVNewser used a new tool to liveblog primary coverage last night. I like it. On first glance, it seems to be a cool way to keep the conversation flowing. I haven't looked into the backend yet (not as dirty as it sounds, I swear), but if it's intuitive and user-friendly, imagine the possibilities.

I can take my American Idol coverage to a whole new level.

We're Waiting on Where?


I'm concerned there's some shady sh*t going down in Gary, Indiana tonight. First off, if Obama pulls out the last minute win, count on the mayor to be all over the news tomorrow morning. Holding up the votes smells like a serious publicity ploy.

Second, I have been informed that this accurately describes the region:
I'd made plans earlier with my friend cstone to meet him in the Chicago area, so I confirmed the plans with him and headed west. Not far from Chicago, I noticed that I was nearly out of fuel. I saw an exit marked "Gary - Riverboat Casinos," and surmised that where there are casinos, there was probably both easy access and tourist facilities.

Wow, was I ever wrong! Gary, Indiana is a hellhole filled with crack houses and oil refineries. It rivals Boys Town in Nuevo Laredo, Mexico for being the most terrible place I've ever seen. Where I got off of the freeway, it was impossible to get back on. There wasn't any signage indicating how to get back onto the freeway, either. Since the area looked extremely dangerous, I wasn't about to stop, but as I drove, the area kept getting worse. Finally, I saw a sign that said Chicago, and followed it. A couple of miles later, I saw another sign. Eventually, I arrived at the gaudily decorated riverboat casinos, and with the needle riding on empty, spotted Last Chance Gas, located just on the Indiana side of the state line. I filled the car, headed into Illinois, and called cstone.

"You're where?" said cstone, his voice a mixture of confusion and concern. "That's the second-worst part of Chicagoland, and you don't even want to know about the worst part. Get out of there, now!"

UPDATE: Morning. Clinton held the lead, and local reports indicated there wasn't anything shifty going on. Counting was just taking a long time. However, I clearly wasn't the only one with suspicions.

5/6/08

American Idol: Finally A Decent Theme Edition


TMZ always leaks the song list early. I'll add my notes during the show, but on first glance, I bet the judges give Castro a hard time for being predictable.

Showtime!

David Cook
"Hungry Like the Wolf" - Love love love. His voice is so incredible. Killed it.

"Baba O'Riley" - Ok, Cook makes me want to be 10 years younger and a band groupie again. (Ha! The director just cut to a shot of two swooning blondes! Great minds.) Who tackles The Who and slaughters it? Who does that? Amazing.

Syesha Mercado
"Proud Mary" - Poor man's imitation of Tina. Sorry. Didn't like. Blech. (Randy and Paula praised her, but Simon said what I wrote so I win.)

"A Change is Gonna Come" - She doesn't have a big enough voice to be a diva. She should stop trying to play one on TV. But the judges loved it so what do I know. (Did she really just compare her being on AI to the civil rights movement?)

Jason Castro
"I Shot the Sheriff" - Interesting. He actually went a little different direction, and I don't think I liked it. He's got such a low voice, and the big song drowned him out. "Utterly atrocious" from the British judge.

"Mr. Tambourine Man" - He forgot the words. I've got nothing else to add.

David Archuleta
"Stand by Me" - "I sing it in my room to myself...or my dog." Seriously? Ok, his voice is pretty. Really pretty. I just wish it didn't come in such a cheesy package. I'll give it to the Kraft Single though. He nailed it.

"Love Me Tender" - Grandpa Archuleta's back. The judges loved him. He put me to sleep.

I'd normally say Syesha goes home b/c of Castro's fan following but not now. He's done.

I actually think he's done too. Tonight he performed like he's over it.

Bad Journalism 101



In case you can't see it, Ben Smith's headline reads:
Is the fact that Obama's muslim and his pastor Christian a problem?
The point his post tries to make:
It's a bit of a puzzle to me, though maybe it shouldn't be, that some voters seem perfectly able to hold in their heads simultaneously the notion that Obama's a Muslim and that his Christian pastor is a problem.
The whole write is problematic, but it's the headline that makes my head spin. Read it. According to Ben Smith - who writes for an alleged news outlet - it's a fact that Obama's Muslim.

Shoddy. Reprehensible. Just disgusting.

UPDATE: Apparently, I wasn't the only one to spot this. Ben claims the headline wasn't his fault. I don't buy it. Know why? Because every journalist checks his headlines, and even if Smith didn't write it, he should have had it taken offline as soon as he spotted it. He shouldn't have needed Josh or anyone else to point it out.

The Shape of Things to (not) Come


What is it with lousy service these days?

I have a subscription to Shape (don't laugh) but haven't seen an issue since January. Clearly shows you how much I care about the mag since I am just now getting around to dealing with this, but a quick glance at my account online reveals I'm paid up through December 2008. It also shows my account status as "undeliverable."

After digging through several pages on the website, I found an 800 number and gave a ring. The woman was nice enough and told me "undeliverable" meant the mags were being returned by the post office. I haven't moved. The addy hasn't changed. Shape Woman's best guess was that I've got a new mail delivery person who doesn't know his/her route.

There are 2 problems here.

1. After 4 months of returned magazines, doesn't Shape have an obligation to get in touch rather than just continue to take my money in exchange for nothing?

and

2. Doesn't the post office have to make sure its employees know their neighborhoods?

Yes, I do have too much free time. And yes, my expectations are generally too high. Welcome to my blog.

I'M NOT ALONE: Via Reason, an article about the DC rat situation (we've got one) details other examples of local government inaction:
It’s not like the non-baseball services Washington provides are famous for their effectiveness. The potholes in the roads would embarrass a Romanian. The neighborhood papers are filled with complaints that violent crimes like carjacking and assault don’t rise to the level of police interest. (In 2000, when I reported being mugged during my first visit to the city, the police told me there was nothing they could do except check the Lost and Found once in a while for my wallet.) Our local library admitted that the online book-reservation system is not tethered to physical reality, and that in fact they have no real idea at any given time whether or not they have a book. It has taken us four visits to the Department of Motor Vehicles to come even close to registering our car locally.

Morning Stretch


NPR compared itself to Peanuts this morning.

It was an odd analogy. Something about Charles Schulz using his strip to reach the real world the way listeners use NPR's programming. Granted, I was half-awake and pre-coffee, but now that I'm up, I still can't work it out.

Perhaps they're trying to confuse me into giving money. Charlie Brown? What? I like comics. Save Snoopy! Here's my cash.

5/5/08

Orbitz: A Step Behind


This is why corporations should be Google Alerting themselves and keeping an eye on blog chatter. Because Orbitz customer service stinks, and corporate should know.

I booked a hotel I needed to cancel, and the online mechanism didn't work. Orbitz sent an autolink to sign into my account, and that didn't work. They gave me an alternate link with a temporary password. That didn't work either. I sent an email to their help team, and no one got back to me. Finally, I called.

The Orbitz representative on the phone not only mis-repeated every detail I gave her but then proceeded to ask me over and over again if I did, in fact, want to cancel the reservation. The only reason I called was to cancel the reservation.

When we finally cleared that hurdle, the rep emailed me another login link which - shocker - failed. Now I'm supposed to wait for an email from the tech team to help me troubleshoot this issue. Is this the same crack help team that never responded to yesterday's plea?

How inefficient does a company have to be to make online booking more complicated than dealing with a hotel or airline directly?